Billy football wins lottery in Hoss polo

Billy football wins lottery in Hoss polo

As the great Joe Dirt said, “Why are trees good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? It just is.”


 I stand before you a humbled man. Sure, I’ve always thought that Hoss was hilarious. Yes, we do have absolutely gorgeous merch. Okay fine, I’ll admit, when I’ve worn the cologne - I’ve gotten nothing but rave reviews… But, you’re telling me that the universe conspires for those who embrace the Hoss lifestyle?!?!? Billy Football, wearing the sleek Hoss polo, pulls a 69 for the first time in Pardon My Take’s history. Too good to be true? No, that’s just Hoss. 


Why does 69 and Hoss go hand-in-hand? It just does.




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