Billy football wins lottery in Hoss polo

As the great Joe Dirt said, “Why are trees good? Why is the sunset good? Why are boobs good? It just is.”


 I stand before you a humbled man. Sure, I’ve always thought that Hoss was hilarious. Yes, we do have absolutely gorgeous merch. Okay fine, I’ll admit, when I’ve worn the cologne - I’ve gotten nothing but rave reviews… But, you’re telling me that the universe conspires for those who embrace the Hoss lifestyle?!?!? Billy Football, wearing the sleek Hoss polo, pulls a 69 for the first time in Pardon My Take’s history. Too good to be true? No, that’s just Hoss. 


Why does 69 and Hoss go hand-in-hand? It just does.



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